Learning Chinese in 5 mins with these simple words

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ............ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ........... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ................. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .......................... Fa Kin Su Pah

Penis Magazine -

Ah, a few more hours to the new year. Before i Start on the new year with a new post (right now I am rushing to type because i am going to east coast), I would like to wish all my readers a Happy Gregorian New Year and may you all learn from your mistakes.

Avoid mistakes like these.


Also, I hope you guys and gals keep fit. I had terrible health problems in the past that could have killed me and I might not be here if I wasn't doing something abt it. I learned the hard way so one of my resolutions is to keep fit and healthy, both in mind, body and soul. Do not heavy yourself with mind burdens, fats, etc. Smile and make each day a better day than before. Keep a healthy mind, exercise and pray.



Happy 2008 Everyone!