Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Do not ask questions when you are on a roller coaster



I love to ride roller coasters. They are fun and gives you that few mins of adrenaline rush. It makes any man squeal like a girl and mouth wider than when you ate a Big Mac. Now imagine doing all that while you are thinking about answering a few questions.

Do not ever think that you can try doing it. The build up before the drop can already cloud your thinking. I just wished they had a heart rate monitor when they were asking him those questions. It would have been more fun to see how his body reacts to such pressure.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Don't Hip-hop on a treadmill



So funny.... The music timing was just right. Just as he gets on the treadmill, he struggles to keep
up with the speed and falls disastrously with his slippers flying.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Man fooled everyone in the stadium thinking that he is a footballer



This guy is just amazing. I can't believe he did that in front of every one. Not to mention fooling people around the world that he is a football player. Even the players didn't even realise he is an imposter. They actually let him hold the French Cup and you can see a journalist actually interviewing him. They were literally celebrating with him on the field!

And at the near end, you can see his 'fans' asking for autographs thinking he plays for their team. He actually goes to sign it!

Hilarious!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

That's a bra strap...... not a hair band


Why? Why did I even step into that store.

It went something like this. I went in with my friend into this store selling female accessories. You know like pins, brooche, etc, things that girls usually wear on their hair, ears, clothes.

So, I was like the only guy in there, and I looked around. Small store but it had all these little ornaments around and you just need to pick and choose what you want and place it in a small basket. It was colorful, it was interesting, until my eyes caught the attention of something long and glittery like.

So I took it, looked at it and that's when my friend asked," Do you know what's that?"

I went: "Errr.. hair band?"

She said,"That's a bra strap.... not a hair band"

Me:"Oh..... (Embarrassed look), ....... I shouldn't be here..... "

She: "(Giggles)!"

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The probably the most penalty shots in a match



This is just one too many penalties being done over and over and over and over and over again. So much time wasted on a simple act of just putting the ball into the net. I wonder what the fouls are for re-taking the penalty shots.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Teacher destroys phone of student using it during class


Teacher Destroys Students Phone - Free videos are just a click away

Oh how I wish I could do that.

Handphone is an amazing invention, but I think it has become an irritant. How many people's lives are lost because of errant drivers who use their handphones while driving, or how irritating it becomes when someone talks loudly on the public transport full of passengers, or when you are watching a movie that you paid with your hard earned money, only to be marred by some idiot who forgot to turn the phone off/silent.

Or how abt this? Listening to some idiot on the next toilet cubicle talking on the phone while he is doing his business. You can really learn a lot from his conversation but come on! You are doing a "personal" business, why would you want a twosome in there?

If I ever hear any hint of my friend being in a toilet talking to me on the phone, I'll just ask him to call me back once he is done. I don't think I wanna hear you let out your pressure sounds. Sorry, but I am NOT the scat type. It is just disgusting.

If you want talk to me when you are doing your business, call me when you are screwing someone. At least I get free porn.

I do not think these people are oblivious, they are just ignorant. It is just basic courtesy to switch off your phones during class, in a movie, in a concert, etc. Even if you forgot, quickly turn it to silent or better yet, switch if OFF!

I understand some calls are urgent, but not all calls rite? If you must answer the call, excuse yourself and leave the room. No one needs to hear you chatter away when they are there to concentrate in class.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Look at how a cat creeps up on you



This video is funny and creepy at the same time. I have seen my cat do that to me before. All you have to do is peak your head out of a corner, and then hide back behind the corner. Keep doing it and you will see how your cat seems to appear closer to you.

It doesn't work on stray cats though. :P

Friday, June 27, 2008

Relish every good moment in your life



This ad so the drama and hilarious at the same time. It is just amazing how much they relish the moment and celebrate it like football fans watching their team score.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ronaldo leaves United



Ronaldo is leaving United, and guess who is pissed off. :)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Do NOT photocopy your butt

It hurts and it is not sexy, especially if you are overweight like this guy, who apparently didn't take into consideration that the glass panel can't hold his weight.




But I think, if you were this girl, ...... well exceptions do apply.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

This is what coffee can do to you when you pee

http://www.lepak.tv/play.php?vid=1076

I think the effects of this commercial is exaggerated. If coffee can do this when you pee, imagine the velocity of it when you... erhm! ... in bed.

Probably much worse than the previous post about 2 man and a horse.


Tuesday, May 27, 2008

48 million views later and it is still funny!



I remember posting this video some time late last year. YouTube just made this guy a lot more famous now. Over 48 million views later and people are still commenting on his comedy act.

Who would have thought hearing someone say "I Kill You!" would break us into laughter. Reminds me of the time when Russell Peters used the words "Be A Man!" in his act.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Mascot prank scare in a shopping mall


MASCOT PRANK SCARE! - The most amazing videos are a click away

They should have this in shopping malls in Singapore. I'd be fun to see it scare the shoppers and chase them around the mall.

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Umbilical Brothers


Umbilical Brothers - The funniest bloopers are right here

I can't stop laughing when I watch this. I know that it has been shown before but there are some new updates to this act. The last part was so hilarious, I almost fell of my chair laughing!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Hot Asian girls beat up a rude guy in the dry cleaners



A very nice advertisement. I just love the ending. That guy so deserve it. It is understandable when you are expressing your grievances, but when you start using the F word and make fun of other people's family, you are just asking for it.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Another "Bed Prank" you can try on your friends!



I can't believe they do this in a bed store! It's so funny! You can see the shock on their faces realising that they just jumped into a pool of water! I think some of them thought they broke the water bed. Probably if they do this in Singapore, you might get an opposite reaction.

From the way they speak, sounds like the prank was done in Germany. I hope the staff prepared them some dry clothing after that water bed stunt.

The last 2 lady was the most funniest, they really are having the time of their life trying to get out the bed!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Bapok beating up an Indian lad at Changi Village (an eyewitness account)

You guys have to read this post from a fellow blogger. So funny! This is an eyewitness account of her dad who happened to saw the incident. All I can say is, don't ever underestimate the strength of a bapok. This is what you get for trying to "frisk" a bapok.

Read it here.

Monday, May 5, 2008

This little girl wishes she had a penis


She's too young to have it... - Watch more funny videos here

She is crying because she doesn't have one. She wants one so badly so that she can pee standing up. Her dad is explaining to her why she couldn't have one.

I bet if her parents showed this video to her when she's all grown up, she would be laughing at herself.

Friday, May 2, 2008

The WORST referee ever!


The Worst Referee Ever - The best video clips are right here

WTF?! Hand ball?! Is he blind? And a disallowed goal?! Which was clearly over the line!

Faces of people on the SLING SHOT


Scared!? - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Ever rode it before? Imagine being flung up into the air like how you would do to a rubber band. With your feet dangling, in an open cage and they don't even tell you when they will release it.

The look on their faces.......... priceless!